Ever since I came [read: was kicked] out of the closet at the ripe old age of 15 I've gotten a LOT of questions thrown at me. Who's the man in y'all relationship? What man did u wrong? My girl like girls too u wanna get some BBQ and get busy? But the question that I seem to get THE MOST is "How do y'all have sex?". And THAT'S the question I'm gonna attempt to answer for y'all today. Saddatay? Saddatay. :-)
Welp, first let me say, if it was just head it would get real boring real fast. There's only so much carpet you can eat before you get cotton mouth.[although 69 never gets old...but I digress] AND it's not just fingering either. Don't get me wrong those two options always get the job done, but often times I find that I don't get the closeness I desire by just getting/giving head. Fortunately for me, that's why two of my favoritest things exist: strapping up and (in Pharrell voice) GRINDING!
STRAPPING UP
Strapping is a method of gettin' busy where one woman wears a harness with a dildo or dong inserted in or attached to it like so:
and uses it to fuck the shit out of another woman. (I don't sugarcoat anything. You'll get used to it). With the strap on, we can be penetrated and flipped into pretty much any "hetero" position. Because the strap on is not an actual part of the womans' body, she can easily reach duracell bunny status and keep going and going and going, thus ENSURING that when she puts her boo to bed, mami is satisfied...which is more than a LOT of women can say about their sexual experiences with men...MESSAGE! It's detachable nature may make it seem like the strap on can only give pleasure to one woman at a time, but that's untrue. There are strap on's available that have clitoral stimulators on the inside of the harness. Similarly there are dildo's available with suction on the base of them. Both are designed to bring pleasure to "Kang Dang a Lang" (aka Madame Wearer of the Strap). Cuz I mean, let's be real, it ain't no fun unless we both get some.
GRINDING
Grinding, when done right, is probably my favorite sex position. It is when two women grind their...hmm...clitoruses?...clitori?...fuck it, grind their pussies together in such a way that their clits rub against each other and they almost ALWAYS cum at the same time . But it's not as easy as it sounds. Often times women try this position and merely end up humping themselves into orgasms on their partner's legs or thighs like a damn bitch in heat. And I mean...if you get your rocks off that way good for you, but I REE-FUSE. I've found that the grinding method that works the best is "the Scissors". The Scissors is a position where your legs represent a pair of scissors, and your partner's legs represent another pair of scissors. You overlap your legs, scoot in, and commence to cuttin'. Don't get it? Yeah I wouldn't either. I can show u better than I can tell you. This is how it should look:
The position on the left works best. The position on the right only cuts off your circulation. Total mood kill. trust me.
Aight I'm sure y'all heard enough from me so I'm out this piece...but not before I give you the Get the Draws song of the day. Take this one into ya bedroom tonight...112 Sweet Love:
See you tomorrow boo's!!! Peace.
Agreed - we as men better get the message REAL fast or we are looking to forever be on the outside looking in.
ReplyDeleteHey, let's say we all get some BBQ and f*ck. Too funny.