Monday Tweak Session: ...and I was just like...I pay my taxes :-/

Hey boos! I do and say and think a lot of random shit throughout the day. Normally I keep it to myself but for the sake of my sanity (and so y'all know exactly what type of crazy I am) guess what y'all are gonna get today??? That's riiiight...my innermost thoughts :-) Please keep your hands and feet inside the vehicle at all times. Saddatay? Saddatay.

***When I write, sometimes I pretend I'm fucking the words, impregnating them with my passion, and the poem is our lyrical lovechild.

***I have no clue why heterosexuals deny me, the Kids, and the D(yke) block the right to marry. Shiddd it should a basic human right to be able to lie in church.

***Sometimes I have the inexplicable urge to dress like this:

and sing remixed versions of Little Mermaid songs...

***There's only one person in the world I think is doper than I am...and I only see that broad when I look in the mirror.

***Next time I get some head I'ma stand up after I bust one and scream "YES! IN THE FACE!"

***I pretend I'm Kanye West when everyone's looking.

***One day I'll make a great wife...but I'ma be the best damn side chick I can be in the mean time :-D

***If Lil Kim makes a comeback is she still gonna look like she's auditioning for the job of a clown in Willy Wonka's Asian circus?

***Really. really. Who's idea was it for Chris Breezy to sing the national anthem at the Mayweather/ Mosley fight? Whoever it was shoulda got a raise.

***Why the ugliest girls always scream the loudest when it comes time for pretty girl participation?

:-D love y'all. Have a dope day boo's!